Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris
A new website called Michael Phelps Facts has popped up on the web (6 days ago) and takes a Chuck Norris-like stance on many impossible things. For example:
- When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.
- If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.
- Michael Phelps doesn’t need to walk on water — he can fly through it.
(via tw2113 in #fedora-art)


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[...] a great way to start the morning: http://ianweller.org/2008/08/19/michael-phelps-is-the-new-chuck-norris/ I wonder if this is the kind of stuff/legends/myths/tales we’ll be telling our grand kids [...]
The Exploits of Plouj » Blog Archive » Michael Phelps on August 19th 2008 at 2:15 pm