Ian Weller’s free software blog » chuck norris http://ianweller.org Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:46:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Michael Phelps is the new Chuck Norris http://ianweller.org/2008/08/19/michael-phelps-is-the-new-chuck-norris/ http://ianweller.org/2008/08/19/michael-phelps-is-the-new-chuck-norris/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:53:41 +0000 Ian Weller http://ianweller.org/?p=264 A new website called Michael Phelps Facts has popped up on the web (6 days ago) and takes a Chuck Norris-like stance on many impossible things. For example:

  • When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.
  • If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.
  • Michael Phelps doesn’t need to walk on water — he can fly through it.

(via tw2113 in #fedora-art)

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